- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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