- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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