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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

irish man drinking john smiths

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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