- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

A guy at a baseball game....

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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