Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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