what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Once upon a time a was born

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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