Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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