Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what's funny about war? nothing!

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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