- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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