- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Asian women drivers...

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

quantum physics?

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??