What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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1+2 = 6

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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