- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

knock knock i have diarrhea

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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