- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

why dont they make black forks

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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