- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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