Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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Manchester City

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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