- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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