knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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