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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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