- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

why did the black guy die? cancer

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

you give like i give lomain

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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