- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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