A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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No

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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