So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

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Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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