- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

The Big Band Theory

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

who is really lanky? james cornish

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Dwarf Shortage

it was all Tagart

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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