How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

hey guys im gay

European on my shoes, buddy.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What do you call an blank test? an F

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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