- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

womans having rights.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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