I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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