Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

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