- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

u know whats a crime? rape

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