what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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miha kako si?

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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A lot eh?

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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