- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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