- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Detroit has a low crime rate

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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