- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Detroit has a low crime rate

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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