what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

I C U P White stuff

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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