- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Burp

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Tall asians

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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