How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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What is life? Paul.

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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