Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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What is life? Paul.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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