- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

pobody's nerfect

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

How old are you? 7

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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