- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

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