Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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