What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

feminism

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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