- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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