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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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