Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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