- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

dat shoe shine tho

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

There was a chicken. It squarked.

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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