- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

NEVER

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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