- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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