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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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