What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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black people swimming

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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