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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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