- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

what you get time to go with? - a clock

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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