What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

like this if you think what ever you want to..

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Women's rights.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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