- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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