- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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