- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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angelo snyder is not ga

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

A black man walks out of a police station

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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