What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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