- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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