Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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