- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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