- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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