- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

deez nuts

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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