- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

your face

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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