Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Yo Momma So Fat!

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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