- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

knock knock who's there ?

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

nolan is gay

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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