It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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A van drives into a car.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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a man checks his mypsace

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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