- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

LO AND BEHOLD!

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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