- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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