- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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