- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

jd and zach loves vigina

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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