- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

800 people died last year. end of story

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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