Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

You should read the Terms of Service.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops