Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

Killing your friend as a joke.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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