- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

poopy is poopy

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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