- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

800 people died last year. end of story

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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