- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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