- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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