What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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knock knock who's there ?

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nolan is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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