Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

A man goes to the potty.

America

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Anti Joke

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