- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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