- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

America

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

A man goes to the potty.

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