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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

copy me and i will kill you

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

How did th-A fridge.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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