shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Your sex life.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

united we sit, cause we're fat

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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