- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Your sex life.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

jd and zach loves vigina

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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