Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

You should read the Terms of Service.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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