Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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Sex

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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