- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

LeBron in the fourth quarter

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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