- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

A fat guy!

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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