- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Knock Knock. Not home.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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