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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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