- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Equal rights!

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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