How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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