Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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