- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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